If you get tired of typing with your right hand try using your left.
If we can’t hear the mic drop at the end of your post you failed.
Using photos of animals to touch the hearts of your readers is only acceptable if that animal is a unicorn.
You are only allowed to change your race once during the life of your blog. More than one time is greedy and you will be held accountable.
Don’t call yourself CEO of an imaginary company until you have fired at least one employee and made another one cry.
You are only allowed maternity leave from your blog when you are actually pregnant… Gary… feeling “pregnant” doesn’t count man.
Please leave the toilet seat up in the public restroom here on HarsH ReaLiTy. Forcing women to look down before sitting is good for their health.
Posting before a blogging milestone is like celebrating before the race is over. You won’t win any gold medals doing that.
When you don’t respond to comments you shouldn’t expect comments.
If your blog is pink I immediately hate it a little bit.
Quoting yourself is only cool if you have an awesome name. If your name is Jim just stop…
Source: Blog Rules